maddisnow:

*hears first notes to Sugar We’re Going Down*
*punches out of casket*
am i morE THAN YOU BARGAINED FOR YET

monpiece:

If someone who’s not religious comes to you about something they’re upset about, do not play the “jesus will save you and fix all your problems” card. that is insensitive and should not be done.

condemnedcas:

sexual orientation: the lowest decibel of dean winchester’s voice

chocolatemermaidya:

if ur ever in an awkward silence all u do is whisper “did you forget your line” and hopefully people will think ur hilarious not extremely weird

jesus:

peklaxdog:

angel:

asian:

ejective:

if lust is a sin and im horny 24/7 does that mean i sin 24/7

I don’t mind sinning more and help you out ;)

you two need jesus

i dont think jesus was into threesomes

you don’t know me